Sept 13, 2000

Yelhsa,

well you big loser, if you skip pages we'll run out of room! I'm in history learning about taxes! Katie got her flowers from Jed today it's so cute! Well yeh it suxs about Jack packs car. I'm taking this wonderful vitamin supliment its yummy. Well i've been sending you subliminal messages all week did you get them? haha thats funny. Hungry, eat popcorn. Well you get on down with your badself.

Love,

Itsirk

Sept 12, 2000

Ahoy G

So yes how R ya doing? Im ok did ya do good on that test? I think I did alright. Yep I cannot believe that Jac's car got impounded & that I got a f-in ticket! Someone else got one this morning right when I turned out of my neighborhood I saw the flashing lights. Good because it is not fair to me. Don't let Donny steal our book how sad! Coca-coca! Yes I want to be on NW Afternoon! How cool. We should do that one that would be cool. ooh I want Nintendo. j/k! Anyways laterz you. peace.

Love, Yelhsa

Sept 11, 2000

Yelhsa,

My true love how are you today? I'm so sorry bout this morning and your whole ticket thing I don't think your rents will be that mad @ you and you can always fight it. This is so cool what we're doing (in class). Umm ok now I'm hella embarrassed Donnie & Steve . are playing w/ the fat on my arm and it's not cool. Ok now I feel like a big fat cow anyways are you going to the football game? I had a hella good tim on Sat even the running was fun so yeh I guess me and Andy are a thing he called me last night to tell me he couldn't call me it was so cutie! But I'd still dive it up for KirE. Isn't that hella gay. you'd better not tell anyone or I'll kill ya. Yeh and all that jazz well yeh talk to ya later chao.

Love,

Itsirk .


ahh...Yelhsa,
Andy's the best he called last night to tell me he couldn't call me later but he just had to say goodnight. Too bad I'm getting sick yehhh.... for me. Well today was my first day of work my knee hurts so bad! I just wanna cry :( and I'm so tired but I just wanted to tell ya all that good news, love always

Itsirk

Sept 10, 2000

Kristi or Itsirk~

Well I decided ya know, our lives are like a dramatic story. So we can have a book about us. The Yelhsa & Itsirk story. Great huh! Well you & Andy are so cute, you guys need to get the hook-up! I am still in big shock about the Neal and Priscilla thing. I called him but he was @ work so Im gonna call him back later. GRR! Im so mad @ him. Well Im gonna go to R**** F **** to eat. BB soon. Ok its 11:20 pm now I just got off the comp & hung up some clothes. But yes R book is awesome. And I didn't know Branden & Nikki were "officially" going out did you? Wow! Anyways, one day "The Story of Yelhsa and Itsirk: 2 backward lifed gals" will be complete. (Also avail. in paperback) Anyways, love, have a good day 2day.


Love, Yelhsa

Ask me about Neal! He was a dick on the phone. Im not gonna talk to him for awhile. GRRR.

The End of the Senior Year Book~ Switching to Junior Year

Sadly, that was the end of the short lived book that I had for Senior year. Luckily, I have both books for Junior Year that span the entire year so you can relive each moment right along with us. Just reading the first few pages brought back some great memories of how silly and boy-crazy (not ho-ish though) we were. So here is the story of two 16-year-old BFF's, one a hot blond that worked at K-Mart named Kristi, who drove a Camry and sometimes an awesome big bronco, and a sexy curly haired brunette named Ashley who intended to only work at McD's for a month or so but ended up staying for 2+ years cause of the peeps and who drove a Mazda and then a pretty little red Acura.This is our story...Junior Year 2000-2001.

October 8, 2001

Best Friend~That I missed oh so much!


My love, I hope you had fun, I missed you dearly. I wish I was in hi-cap when I was in elementary school, but I wasn't cool enough of course. yes we didn't go to the football game Fri. I was too stoned to drive. so we hung out and watched Road Trip. Then Sat we watched Joy Ride, that was a great movie. yes, so if you want to go to Moses Lake that it will be great fun but it will be sooo cold. I am turning into a pothead KY. How sad, I need some help, well not really I like it though! :) Ok well have a great day call me baby!

love, Ashley

Again between Sept 21 and Oct 7, 2001

Ashley,

Well the stolen pen doesn't write as well as the nice cheap ball point one. Yeh graduation stuff is here, order stuff. White gowns for gals and red for boys. Yeh well Amber* is on crack, what the hell? She said Collen was talken all about it and that it was all Collens idea so I guess that Amber H. is having problems. I decided to just not talk to her bout nothing no more, and yeh well Casey K. goes to our school again and yes well I love you so very much even when your being a bitch which you never are but yes please be nice, so are we going to do something after you off work? When will we make a video? What will we say? or do?

Love, KY

Sometime between Sept 20-Oct 7, 2001

Lovebucket,

My dearest little goonie, I have no clue how to spell that word, but yes I will be calling Tony M. Chunk from now on! That makes me angry cause who in the hell does the think he is! I think we need to beat him up no in fact I don't even care he can go lick Andy's balls, no body talks to us that way! So yeh after you left Jeremy's I ate my stir fry and we watched A Bug's Life by which we both fell asleep and at 6:00 am I woke up and my mother paged like 40 billion times so I called her and said I was at your residence hope you don't mind but yeh I heard it my pager & I was like ah yes my pager then I jumped up & was like ahh...I got to go so my mom said cause I called her back to come home when I felt like getting up! So yeh its like 11:20 in good K-Mart time & I'm working so hard in layaway I mean really I've been here for almost one and a half hours & talked to three people. I don't know if I'm supposed to be doing something so i decided to write you a nice little note and all that. I wish I had a chair thoe cause my legs are killing me but oh well yep so pal, I think I'm going to jet cause theres hella people here & I'm really hungry.

Love,

KY



I'm in 1st period & were doing presentations & this one girl is doing Billy Joel & the song "We didn't start the Fire" & it makes me think of you pal.

We didn't start the fire...but it's always burning.

Sept 20, 2001

Kristi E__

I get paid today hooray! Except I can't go to the bank cuz I work 2-6! Rasha & I were just disc. how maybe we can get together on Sat. & make our shirts. So yes we are running for PR, (pub rel.) I do no like it being called publicity directors, that's gay as hell. This sociology class is kind of boring, yet easy so its good! I am quite hungry right now & don't know what to filander. "I love the way you smack my ass." Andy calls me his booty and I do not know what to think of that. Your my booty, I page you& your over in a min. J/K I <3 U Pal

I love you and The Birds.


Love, Ashley (Your Wife)

Letter from the Editor

I am sad to announce that this run of letters from Sept-Oct 2001 between Kristi and I will soon come to a screeching halt. It appears that we must have switched to a "nicer" book that is probably in Kristi's possession (in her storage unit, we hope.) So I can either offer two solutions: 1) let the blog run stagnant until Kristi hopefully locates the goods or 2) Start off with our Jr. year books and let the readers know how that year went down and have some insight perhaps on how we got to that point in Sr. year. (I have notebooks from Frosh and Soph too but not with KY) So I am open to any thoughts and or ideas/opinions you readers may have on this issue. Thanks for reading!

Sept 19 or 20th? 2001

Ash,

anywho my little cream puff, Mr. P is being a huge dork and I honestly am getting extremely upset with him. But oh well, I'm sorta afraid to fly on a plane in October. so did you ever get that CD from Liz back? Gosh Ashley i feel very lonely like I don't know I just feel alone right now, but do think that Nikki's all right? And x-ep Jaquelyn needs to calm down I'm not trying to get her man hes all hers. So whats going on with you and Andy, Neal?

Love, KY

Ashley's DECA Speech in Front of Entire School

This is Kristi E__ Y__, my best friend.
She is a very trusting person
and a hard dedicated worker
She always knows how to
make someone smile.

Sept 19, 2001

Ashley,

So anywho I want to cum hang out with you and Andy or you cause you know what you're my best friend & I haven't see you at all yesterday or so. Blah yeh well Jaclyn is thinking something is going on but theres not and she said she can't trust me & that hurts man life is crazy actually not really but oh well. This whole Nikki and Amber* thing is crazy, Amber wants me to go to some church thing with music and all that. But she wrote me a note saying that I have a problem and I don't! And she keeps telling Jac she does too. And none of us do, Nikki wasn't even that bad cause she well we didn't even get a chance to try and help her they just sent her away {to rehab}. So yeh please remember to exhale!

Love, KY w/b NOW!

Sept 17, 2001

Ashley M__

So yeh we don't & that's how I feel Amber is thinking, that about all of us and making Niky's rents see us that way. But do you think maybe that yeh that yeh nevermind oh god I support Niky 112% so yeh anywho I feel like Amber knows so many secrets like she didn't tell any of us all about the whole going to rehab and all about how much in trouble it was & I feel like our whole friendship was fake I dunno.

Love, KY


I had no idea she went to rehab. Did we really not talk to her for 30 days at one time?



Yep she went on vacation I guess!

oh ok

Sept 17, 2001

KY-

I know I really don't want to quit completely. I really don't think that we will use that much during the year. I think it was a summer thing and for us it won't be a problem. But we really need to support Niky. I'm just scared of this whole situation. I mean we are so used to seeing Niky every day. I just wish it wouldn't have come to this. And yes, I feel so bad for Jaclyn. What if Amber* is thinking in her head, blaming it all on Jac? The other Best Friend, not the good one. ~ I dunno guys suck.

Love,

Ash

Sept 17, 2001

AM,

So yeh well lets see umm...I honestly don't want to not "do stuff" anymore & I don't know how you feel about it. But I still want to see Bryan and all those guys and what not plus hell we didn't buy 10 pipes for no reason! By the way, yeh Amber* just upsets me cause it seems like she's taking NB (Niky) away but it's for her own good and all but she makes it seem like Jaclyn and us aren't good enough for her, know what I mean?

Love,
KY

So Tony & Andy? Neal?


*Name changed due to similarity of other main characters name, in order to avoid reader confusion.

Sept 11, 2001

Dermatologist,

blah Kris W__ is a freak idiot, everyday he pages me at like 12:00 or 12:30 when I'm obviously in 5th period and I call him afterwards everyday but he never figures it out. Anywho, well your a good plant grower & we both have pipes or you will soon, and we got Bryan to sell so why don't why start to grow & sell pot! I mean we come up with a cool name like KAYM Weed, it's the kronic shit.

So we will be staying at the double tree this year for prom? j/k I think that we need to put the past behind us. You and Neal soooo cute, I just realized that you pound pound pounded on my parents bed. yuck.

love,
KY we're not high risk

Sept 11, 2001

Lovebucket,

I am in horticulture, damn this class is easy. My teacher used my plant as an example today cause it's so good and has root structure. We have this thing where 3 articles are due NEXT Friday and I already did all 3. Now I am getting offers from Leon and Travis to pay me for doing theirs. haha. Leon was going to pay me $5 for one. Travis was going to give me $10 for all 3. Now Leon's complaining cuz I'm trying to find him a short article and it's about windowboxes, haha. Anyways, I'm going home to call Neal ___. First I gotta go to Taco Bell w/ Niky though. Dang you, I wish you got out at 12 like us. Sad. Anyways, this Fri we will have some fun at the f-ball game ok. I gotta go get my pipe so we can be cool

Love,

Ashley

Sept 11, 2001

Ashley,

Today is a sad, sad day. All those little people on those airplanes and in that building this shit is fucked up! If we find out who did that shit were going to kick their asses. Ashley, if some freakin little Israelly middle eastern bastard comes after you, I'm going to cut him up & feed him to vultures! I mean it.

Another note, your so pretty, thats really great about you and Neal. I hope everything works out. But please don't jump into anything to soon and what not. I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm so happy you said that to Tony, I mean I sorta like him when he's nice but I hate him when he's a dick. So yeah, I want him to know that he could have had me but he got way to mean!

Love, KY

Sept 10, 2001

kRiStI,

I talked to Andy on the phone last night for 50 minutes. It was grand.


Next Day~~~ 9/11/01

This is a day of terror, distruction and tragedy. It is hard to say how much we will all be affected. Yes, anyways, Neal __ has made a proposal to me. This is a very tough thing though because I'm afraid he will just act how he did before, treat me the way he did. I do not want that again. I want to be able to see him like at least every other day. Theres much worries that come w/ this but I dunno I still have great feelings for this boy and apparently he does for me. But I love you.

Love, Ashley

Sept 10, 2001

ASHLEY,

Fly fat ass fly! Today is Mrs. (her mom's) b-day. So wish her a good tyme. So yes, ho was your day yesterday? It was oh so much fun at K-Mart. These Mexicans like wouldn't leave, its freakin 10:10 pm and the store is closed, we told them like 10 times and finally Susy told them in Spanish. It was hella annoying. Anywho, I got my car back, are we planning on going to the football game? And are we going to drink? Cause I would buy it for us if we can get a ride? So I feel that we need to make a game plan! So Yen are we doing something after school? I can drive now? My rents are weak! Anyways ahh...Yes, have you talked to Neal or Andy recently? Please w/b.

Love, KY

Sept 7, 2001

Kristi,

Niky is HIGH RISK.

Up with the insurance. The weekend was okay. We were sleepy.

Sept 5, 2001 (Beginning of Senior Year)

Ashley,

Hey Butt-head whats new? Not much here, just hangin out in good old creative writing. It's so much fun, were going to play a game. Ahh...yes, well, what are your plans for this weekend? I have no idea what I'm going to do yet except I have Friday off and Jac talked about going to a party at Emily's and out to eat for her b-day. So, yes I need to go to Tony's and get my freakin CD back or if you were a real pal you could go get it back for me when you go over there today. I would really appreciate it and all. Anywho, I'll talk to you later. I'm a little sad we only have one class together but next semester we have two!

Love,

KY